Nature strikes back!
Nature has grown tired of our un-American attempts to be reasonable in home ownership. Apparently we've been supporting terrorists by buying compost bins, growing an organic garden and recycling and no one likes terrorists...especially GW. Our house seems to be one of the many on NSA watchlists and we've been smote (smoten? smited? smit?) for our bad behavior. Just before 4:15 on this rainy Colorado day, GW gave the order to his friend in the sky and lightning bolts were cast forth. One of them struck our chimney and blew up the top. As if that was not enough, the lightning sought the source of our evil and destroyed the TV and our cable modem.If the fire from above didn't send a clear enough message, the walls began to bleed, and did so for some time. By "bleed" of course, we mean leak...water. We ended up with a happy little pool in the basement. The water went straight for Mark's textbooks. The NSA even knows what is in your boxes. If you're not going to participate in the dumbing of America, you're not doing your duty and your books get taken away.
Well GW, you win this one, we got the message. We know that TV's are for watching Fox News and rightly deserved to have ours taken away for watching the Discovery Channel instead. We know that the internet is not a place to get informed, it's a place to consume - particularly things that run on gas...we're sorry.
posted by Our House @ 7:03 PM
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